*squee*
A “Want It, Need It” spell.
Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash.
Alicorn Princess Big Macintosh.
Alicorn Princess Derpy Hooves.
All 365 volumes of Twilight Sparkle’s schedule for the week.
And that’s how Equestria was made!
Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!
Applebloom’s flank.
Applebucking.
Applejack Daniels.
Applejack.
Avasting Fluttershy’s Ass.
Baby Applejack’s apple fwittuh.
Baked Bads.
Banned From Equestria (Daily).
Being trapped on the Moon for 1000 years.
Best Pony.
Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh’s “Big Macintosh,” if you know what I mean…
BonBon.
Books.
The Cakes.
Cards Against Equestria.
Celestia’s Hoof.
Celestia’s massive harem of foals.
The Chocolate Mousse Moose.
Chocolate rain, guys…CHOCOLATE RAIN!
Cider.
Clopfics.
Clopping.
Crippled foals.
Crotch-boobs.
Cupcakes.
A cuteness-induced heart at—HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
A cutie mark.
Da Magicks.
A daisy sandwich.
Daring Do fanfiction.
Daring Do’s daring doo-doo.
Dark Magicks.
Dat Plot
DE MAGICKS!
A decorative toaster cozy.
Derpy Hooves.
Derpy’s “magic” muffins
Derpy’s favorite muffin.
Derpy’s Hypnotic Stare.
Diamond Dog roleplay.
The Diamond Dogs’ “fermented gym-socks” stench.
Discord dancing on my head.
Discord.
An epic pony war in the distant future.
Epic wife-tossing.
Equestria.
The evil at the core of Angel Bunny’s black, black heart.
Exploding Pinkie Pie clones.
An extremely horny Granny Smith.
Facehoofing.
Fausticorn.
Fillidelphia.
Filly fiddling.
A flat, quiet “yay.”
Fluffy Ponies.
Flutterguy.
Fluttershy.
Fluttershy’s secret stash.
Fluttershy’s Shed.
Fluttershy’s “alternative” modeling
Fluttertree.
Foal abuse.
Foodmanes.
The Friendship Express.
Friendship.
Futaloo.
Gabby Gums.
GAK GAK GAK.
Gently stroking the horn.
Getting 20% cooler!
A giant horse cock.
The Grand Galloping Gala.
The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Gypsies.
Hasbro’s corporate dickery.
Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg.
Hay bacon strips! Hay bacon strips! Hay bacon strips!
A herd of unwashed bronies.
A hoof in the ass.
Horn Necrosis.
A horny stallion.
Hugging a pony…non-sexually.
A human fetish.
Iron Will in a fetching, frilly frock.
Jappleack.
Joe’s Donut Hole.
John Joseco.
A juice box fetish.
A juice box.
Lesbians.
LiarJack.
Liquid pride.
Luna’s tidal mare-heat.
Lyra Heartstrings.
Lyra’s human fixation.
Magic.
Mah BASS CANNON!
Making Magic.
Man Spike.
Manehatten.
A mare in heat.
Mare Supremacy.
A Meghan McCarthy-penned pony freak-out.
Molestia’s sex dungeon.
Monotone Rainbow Dash.
The Moon.
My OC.
A night with Futashy.
Nightmare Moon.
Octavia.
Orphaned foals.
Owlowicious’ dirty cage-liner
Pants.
The Pegasus Master Race.
Pegasus wing deformities.
Pinkamena Diane Pie.
Pinkamena’s hacksaw.
Pinkie Pie in full latex.
Pinkie Pie staring at you through the fourth wall.
Pinkie Pie.
A plush Lyra sex-sleeve.
Poison Joke.
Ponies wearing clothes.
Ponies with fucking lasers on their heads.
Ponies.
Pony farr.
Pony racism.
Pony-Griffon marriage.
Ponychan.
Ponyville’s donkey underclass.
Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia’s massive cake addiction.
Princess Luna.
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.
Princess Molestia.
Queen Chrysalis.
A Rabbid Clopper.
A racially pure Cloudsdale.
Raging wingboners.
Rainbow Crash.
Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash’s broken wings.
Rainbow Dash’s steroid problem.
The Rainbow Factory.
Rarity.
Rarity’s WHIIIIIIIIIIIINING!
The ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!
Scary butt fun!
Scoot-Scoot-A-Loo!
Scootabuse.
A scorching case of cutie pox.
Secretly being a changeling all along.
Sexy pony socks.
A sexy saddle.
Shaking Dat Plot.
Shipping.
SHMOOPY-DOO!
Sloppy clop.
The Smooze.
A sock fetish.
Socks.
A Sonic Raingasm.
Speaking Fancy.
Spike’s understanding of biology.
Starswirl’s pubic beard.
Steven Magnets.
Stretching those glutes.
Surprise.
Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle’s virgin marshmallow pussy.
Sweetie Bot.
A tactical sonic rainnuke.
Tara Strong & Andrea Libman’s sizzling lesbian affair.
That Lyra plushie.
That squee noise.
A tree.
Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle’s sexual fantasies about Princess Celestia.
Twilight’s secret clop stash.
Twilight’s secret stash of slashfic.
Twist.
Two fillies shitting into a bucket.
Unicorn Privilege.
Unicorn racial superiority.
Vinyl Scratch / DJ Pon-3.
Wheels.
Whipping the Earth Pony slaves.
Wincest.
Winter Wrap Up.
Wolfieshy.
Worst pony.
Your pony waifu.
Zebras.
Zecora’s meth lab.

________ has won the national Equestrian award for ________.
________ is best pony.
________ just earned their cutie mark! It’s __________
________ should ________ ________.
The __________ has been doubled!
___________ is now officially Twilightlicious.
_________…I CAME!
________? That’s future Spike’s problem.
________. That is my fetish.
“_________…and that’s how Equestria was made!”
“And then I said, ‘_________? Are you crazy?’”
“Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned about _________.”
“Um…hi…I’d, uh, really like __________…if that’s OK with you.”
After a wild night of crusading, Applebloom learned that ________ was her super special talent.
After a wild night of partying, Fluttershy awakens to find ________ in her bed.
After living for thousands of years Celestia can only find pleasure in ________.
After months of begging, Celestia agrees to make Trixie the Princess of ________.
Aloe and Lotus have been experimenting with a radical treatment that utilizes the therapeutic properties of ________.
Big Mac sleeps soundly whenever ________ is with him.
BUY SOME ________!
Confound these ponies! They drive me to ___________.
Congratulations, __________! You’re the new ________________.
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS; ________! YAY!
Daring Do and the quest for ________.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned about ________.
Derpy emptied your _________
Derpy’s secret is out. Her eyes got “derped” doing __________.
Despite everypony’s expectations, Sweetie Belle’s cutie mark ended up being ________.
Discord has a __________’s ___________! Dannnngggggg.
Discord just broke __________ and now she’s ___________!
Discord takes over Equestria…Turns everyone into ___________!
Do Crystal Ponies have crystal __________?
Don’t be silly, everyone knows ________ can’t feel pain.
The Elements of Harmony were originally the Elements of ________.
Equestrian researchers have discovered that ________ is The 7th Element of Harmony.
Ever her _________ is graceful!
The Everfree forest is full of ________.
Every Morning, Princess Celestia raises ________.
Everypony was shocked to discover that Scootaloo’s cutie mark was ________.
For her next trick, the Great and Powerful Trixie gives you…___________!
Fuck you! I can eat all these __________!
Giggle at ________!
Hey hey hey, stay out of my _________.
I did _________ last night? Too…much…cider…
I just found out the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well’s secret, and it’s ___________!
I never knew what ________ could be, until you all shared its ________ with me.
I’d like to be ________.
In a fit of rage, Princess Celestia sent ________ to ________ for ________.
In a stroke of unparalleled evil, Discord turned ________ into ________.
In a world without humans, saddles are actually made for ________.
Inexplicably, the only thing the parasprites wouldn’t eat was ________.
It turns out Hitler’s favorite pony was ________.
It turns out the REAL secret to becoming a Wonderbolt is __________.
It turns out there’s a SEVENTH Element of Harmony…and it’s _________!
It’s not a boulder! It’s ________!
Lauren Faust was shocked to find ________ in her mailbox.
Look out! Here comes _________!
Luna didn’t help in the fight against Chrysalis because she was too busy with ________.
My cutie mark would be ________.
My Little Pony: Friendship is ___________
The national anthem of Equestria is ________.
Nightmare Night is being canceled because Princess Luna hates ________________!
Not many people know that Tara Strong is also the voice of ________.
Nothing makes Pinkie smile more than ________.
Oh, dear. Spike got the hiccups and sent _________ to Princess Celestia.
Oh, WOW. I heard that Rarity gave Sweetie Belle __________.
OMG! Gabby Gums did an exposé on ________________!
Once upon a time, the land of Equestria was ruled by ________ and ________.
The only way to get Opal in the bath is with ________.
Phillydelphia’s top export is ________.
Pinkie Pie is making cupcakes. The secret ingredient is __________!
Pinkie Pie made a bunch of cupcakes that turns ponies into __________!
Ponyville is widely known for ________.
Ponyville was shocked to discover ________ in Fluttershy’s shed.
Prince Blueblood’s cutie mark represents ________.
Princess Molestia can only be stopped by ________!
Queen Chrysalis can eat all of my love she likes if she changes into _________ to do it.
Rainbow Dash has always wanted ________.
Rainbow Dash is the only pony in all of Equestria who can ________.
Rainbow Dash Presents: ___________ and the ___________
Rainbow Dash received a concussion after flying into ________.
Rarity has a long forgotten line of clothing inspired by ________.
Rarity was supposed to have a song about ________, but it was cut.
Rarity’s latest dress design was inspired by ________.
Should the Elements of Harmony fail, ________ is to be used as a last resort.
So you’re a little mm-bitch who likes mm-__________. Maybe you’ll like it better ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, BEEYATCH!
SPIKE WANT _________!
Super Speedy ________ Squeezy 5000.
Surprisingly, Canterlot has a museum of ________.
That is my fetish…________.
To much controversy, Princess Celestia made ________ illegal.
Today, Mayor Mare announced her official campaign position on ________ and ________. No pony was the least bit surprised.
Twilight botched another spell…it’s started raining _________
Twilight got bored with the magic of friendship, and now studies the magic of ________.
Twilight Sparkle owns far more books on ________ than she’d like to admit.
When Luna got to the moon, she was greeted with ________.
When Spike is asleep, Twilight likes to read books about ________.
Which one of you pieces of shit called Rarity a bitch?
Without any warning, Pinkie Pie burst into a song about ________.
The worst mishap caused by Princess Cadance was when she made ________ and ________ fall in love.
You can’t mix________ with Neighermeister!
You’re a human transported to Equestria! The first thing you’d look for is ________.
Zecora is a well known supplier of ________ and ________.