22.05.2013, 19:44
(Tento příspěvek byl naposledy změněn: 22.05.2013, 21:23 uživatelem Weredragon. Edited 6 times in total.)
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
Ano jak strašně kjůůl musí být, že supermodel upírka má i lupínky upírsky tématické. A rovněž je brilantní jak se krev hodí do jakéhokoliv kuchařského repertoáru.
![[Obrázek: fail_homer_simpson_corn_flakes2.jpg]](http://kiradavis.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fail_homer_simpson_corn_flakes2.jpg)
"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
![[Obrázek: h09AD0507]](https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4671667456/h09AD0507/)
A vampire Harryho Pottera nekometuji raději už vůbec.
"I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)."
- Roztomilé.
"We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"
- Autorka je jednoznačně inpirovala Padesáti odstíny šedi. Nebo vlastně naopak Autorka Odstínů se inspirovala Emo autorkou.
Ano jak strašně kjůůl musí být, že supermodel upírka má i lupínky upírsky tématické. A rovněž je brilantní jak se krev hodí do jakéhokoliv kuchařského repertoáru.
"He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
A vampire Harryho Pottera nekometuji raději už vůbec.
"I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?)."
- Roztomilé.
"We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"
- Autorka je jednoznačně inpirovala Padesáti odstíny šedi. Nebo vlastně naopak Autorka Odstínů se inspirovala Emo autorkou.
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