Hello mares. Look at your stallion, now back to me. Now back at your stallion, now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using mare-scented body wash and switched to Liquid Pride, he can be like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're at the Crystal Empire with the stallion your stallion can smell like. What's in your hoof? Back at me. I have two Twilight Sparkles for that thing you love. Look again, the Twilights are now alicorns! Anything's possible when your stallion smells like Liquid Pride and not a mare. I'm on Princess Cadence. *Old Spice jingle*