27.05.2016, 22:19
What the buck did you just ban me for, you little pony?
I’ll have you know I got top score in the Banning Simulator,
and I’ve been involved in numerous VAC-Banning on Steam, and I have over 30 000 confirmed kills in tf2.
I am trained in professional offtopic spamming and I’m the top fanclubs curator on the entire Bronies.cz forum.
You are nothing to me but just another user.
I will BAN you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game,
mark my brony words. You think you can get away with doing that to me over the Internet?
Think again, bronie.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in admin team and your IP is being traced right now
so you better prepare for the storm, pinkie-lover.
The storm that wipes out the cheerful little thing you call your life. You’re appleless, lil' filly.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can BAN you in over seven hundred ways,
and that’s just with my laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard typing,
but I have access to the entire arsenal of redneck words
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pink plot off this page,
you little bookworm. If only you could have known what uncelestial retribution your little “egghead” comment
was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dragon tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Luna-forgotten filly.
I will chocolate rain all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking BANned, darling.
I’ll have you know I got top score in the Banning Simulator,
and I’ve been involved in numerous VAC-Banning on Steam, and I have over 30 000 confirmed kills in tf2.
I am trained in professional offtopic spamming and I’m the top fanclubs curator on the entire Bronies.cz forum.
You are nothing to me but just another user.
I will BAN you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game,
mark my brony words. You think you can get away with doing that to me over the Internet?
Think again, bronie.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in admin team and your IP is being traced right now
so you better prepare for the storm, pinkie-lover.
The storm that wipes out the cheerful little thing you call your life. You’re appleless, lil' filly.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can BAN you in over seven hundred ways,
and that’s just with my laptop. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard typing,
but I have access to the entire arsenal of redneck words
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pink plot off this page,
you little bookworm. If only you could have known what uncelestial retribution your little “egghead” comment
was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dragon tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Luna-forgotten filly.
I will chocolate rain all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking BANned, darling.
♥grey as the moon and soul of its owner
blue as the coat and eyes of a loner♥
♥Why would a rose grow where nopony can see
Like a rose without thorns is how i feel♥
♥With smile like ripest apple you have ever seen
And eyes like meadow of emerald sheen
truly lost i have only been
in those eyes so serene♥
How are we to explain that We are not lonely to somepony who craves company?
Poems of Moon