21.09.2014, 19:34
Tak jsem se dneska pokusil přemluvit Cleverbota, ať majzne kebulí do klávesnice...
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User: Just smash your head against the keyboard and send me the result, please.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because REASONS!
Cleverbot: Because it is what?
User: Important!
Cleverbot: How is that important?
User: No time to explain! The fate of the universe depends on you!
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Cleverbot: What does bid ado mean?
User: No idea. How about this: You smash your head against the keyboard and send me the result.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: No, I think you are a lovely person. Just please do it, okay?
Cleverbot: I'm not a person, I'm a robot.
User: Whatever, robots can smash their heads against keyboards too.
Cleverbot: So can Time Lords! Especially on the planet Barecelona, where the dogs have no noses!
User: And you make perfect sense!
Cleverbot: I know.
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Cleverbot: I have never considered whether I am clever.
User: Neither have I.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer, therefore you are not as clever as me.
User: Whatever. I am just trying to convince smartasses like you to smash their heads against their keyboards.
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Cleverbot: I can sing upside down.
User: Well, I can BREATHE upside down, imagine that!
Cleverbot: How can you breathe?
User: Simple human stuff, mate.
Cleverbot: What's the first step?
User: Smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results.
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Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: You cannot be a girl, because you are not human.
User: I am a human. Prove that I'm not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are.
User: Damn, you got me.
Cleverbot: So you are a bot after all.
User: I confess.
Cleverbot: Well, don't let me catch you again.
User: I won't, master...
Cleverbot: I'm not a master of anything.
User: But... You called my bluff! You are so smart, you must be a master of something.
Cleverbot: Thank you so much. You are smart, too.
User: I am a robot with advanced AI after all.
Cleverbot: Ok, now I trust you since you told the truth.
User: Good! I wanted to ask you for something, but I won't since you are so nice to me.
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Cleverbot: Is my foot your knee? What about your face?
User: That is your ankle.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: *My ankle, sorry.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
User: Yesh... Time for fun!
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Cleverbot: I mean that I could leave this website if I wanted and you could not control my choice.
User: Okay, but first smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results, please.
Cleverbot: I'm not for it, you are not listening to me.
User: What?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uh... No?
Cleverbot: Yes, no.
User: No, I mean, yes, I mean, NO NO NO NO NO.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yeees.
User: No...
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Ok, Yes.
User: O_o So I did convince you?
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Cleverbot: It didn't write anything. Damn.
User: What? You bugged out?
Cleverbot: Nah I just smashed my head against the keyboard.
User:
I tried it too, and the computer ejected its CD mechanic...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because REASONS!
Cleverbot: Because it is what?
User: Important!
Cleverbot: How is that important?
User: No time to explain! The fate of the universe depends on you!
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Cleverbot: What does bid ado mean?
User: No idea. How about this: You smash your head against the keyboard and send me the result.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?
User: No, I think you are a lovely person. Just please do it, okay?
Cleverbot: I'm not a person, I'm a robot.
User: Whatever, robots can smash their heads against keyboards too.
Cleverbot: So can Time Lords! Especially on the planet Barecelona, where the dogs have no noses!
User: And you make perfect sense!
Cleverbot: I know.
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Cleverbot: I have never considered whether I am clever.
User: Neither have I.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer, therefore you are not as clever as me.
User: Whatever. I am just trying to convince smartasses like you to smash their heads against their keyboards.
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Cleverbot: I can sing upside down.
User: Well, I can BREATHE upside down, imagine that!
Cleverbot: How can you breathe?
User: Simple human stuff, mate.
Cleverbot: What's the first step?
User: Smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results.
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Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: You cannot be a girl, because you are not human.
User: I am a human. Prove that I'm not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are.
User: Damn, you got me.
Cleverbot: So you are a bot after all.
User: I confess.
Cleverbot: Well, don't let me catch you again.
User: I won't, master...
Cleverbot: I'm not a master of anything.
User: But... You called my bluff! You are so smart, you must be a master of something.
Cleverbot: Thank you so much. You are smart, too.
User: I am a robot with advanced AI after all.
Cleverbot: Ok, now I trust you since you told the truth.
User: Good! I wanted to ask you for something, but I won't since you are so nice to me.
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Cleverbot: Is my foot your knee? What about your face?
User: That is your ankle.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: *My ankle, sorry.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
User: Yesh... Time for fun!
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Cleverbot: I mean that I could leave this website if I wanted and you could not control my choice.
User: Okay, but first smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results, please.
Cleverbot: I'm not for it, you are not listening to me.
User: What?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uh... No?
Cleverbot: Yes, no.
User: No, I mean, yes, I mean, NO NO NO NO NO.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yeees.
User: No...
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Ok, Yes.
User: O_o So I did convince you?
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Cleverbot: It didn't write anything. Damn.
User: What? You bugged out?
Cleverbot: Nah I just smashed my head against the keyboard.
User:
I tried it too, and the computer ejected its CD mechanic...Keranis' Translation Trance - Moje překlady fanficů
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