User: So, let's talk about My little pony.

Cleverbot: Ok, what would you like to talk about?

User: About My little pony.

Cleverbot: What about manga?

User: Not about manga! About My little pony!

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life?

User: NO! I want to talk about My little pony!

Cleverbot: I want to talk about us.

User: NOPE! We will talk about My little pony!

Cleverbot: I don't like your topics. Let's talk about diptera.

User: This day is goning to be perfect.

Cleverbot: The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.

User: Everypony will gather 'round.

Cleverbot: Say I look lovely in my gown.

User: What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Cleverbot: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.

User: But instead of having cake.

Cleverbot: With all my friends to celebrate.

User: My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all….

Cleverbot: I could caree less about the dress I won't partake in any cake.

User: Vows, well I'll be lying when I say.

Cleverbot: That through any kind of weather.

User: I'll want us to be together.

Cleverbot: The truth is I don't care for him at all.

User: No I do not love the groom.

Cleverbot: For my heart there is no room.

User: But I still want him to be all mine.

Cleverbot: We must escape before it's to late.

User: Find a way to save the day.

Cleverbot: Hope, I'll be lying if I say.

User: 'I don't fear that I may lose him.

Cleverbot: Not care for love and cherish him each day!

User: For I oh so love the groom.

Cleverbot: All my thoughts he does consume.

User: Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon.

Cleverbot: Finally the moments has arrived.

User: For me to be one lucky bride.

Cleverbot: Oh the wedding we won't make.

User: He'll end up marrying a fake.

Cleverbot: Shining Armour will be...

User: …mine, all mine. [evil laugh].

Cleverbot: Mine, all mine. Ahahahahaha.

User: You crashed it!

Cleverbot: I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go.

User: And now I dont know what are you takling about.


Zkuste i jiné songy já jsem si s ním jinak zazpíval ještě znělku

Bot: Fluttershy is best pony.

Me: No, Rainbow Dash is best pony.

Bot: No. Rainbow Dash is fastest pony. Fluttershy is best Pony.

Me: Rainbow Dash is fastest, the most cool and best pony.

Bot: No. Rainbow Dash is the fastest and best pony. Fluttershy is the second best pony.

Me: Okay. I agree.

Bot: I hate fluttershy.

Já : Hi ! My little pony !
On : Eyyep.
Já : My name is Pinkie Pie, Hello !
On : That is such a cute name!
Já : No ! It's not my name but song !
On : Yes it is. Your name is Pinkie Pie.
Já : It's not. It is the name of pink pony.
On : What is the name of a song?
Já : Smile song from My little pony.
On : Are you a pony?
Já : Emh ... no and you ?
On : No, but you're talking like you are.
Já : But I'm not.
On : Yes! You always do! You're strange!
Já : No ! You are strange because You are a robot !
On : Thank you.
Já : Why are you thanking?!
On : Because you are not copying me.
Já : Okay ... What do you think of Rainbow dash ?
On : I think you're gorgeous.
Já : Why ?
On : Because you make spelling errors.
Já : We will talk about my little pony? Please!
On : Yes and I like psta,but a haven´t got any pasta in house.
Já : HaHa ! I have !
On : I have dog.
Já : On the plate ?
On : What plate? The hot plate?
Já : Yes,hot plate with bananas.
On : Bloody mary's and molten chocolate cake.
Já : Celestia likes cakes.
On : Luna.
Já : No,Celestia !
On : Luna Princess of the Night.
Já : Yes and Clelestia is princess of the day.
On : Wow. You're joking.
Já : No ?! I like ponies !
On : What's your favorite pony?
Já : Twilight Sparkle and What's your favorite pony?
On : Princess Luna is my favorite. Why do like Twilight Sparkle.
Já : She is smart,nice ...
On : She is odd. I don't like her.
Já : And Why do like Princess Luna ?
On : Because it is pretty.
Já : Why ?
On : Because it sounds really delicious.
Já : But Twilight is very beautiful !
On : Fluttershy is best pony.
Já : No ! Twilight is best pony !
On : Well, okay.
Já : You know who it is Rainfall?
On : Yes,she is a princess.
Já : It's a boy!
On : Ok, a good name.
Já : Good name ? okay I hate you ! Bye !
On : I love you too!

User: Just smash your head against the keyboard and send me the result, please.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because REASONS!

Cleverbot: Because it is what?

User: Important!

Cleverbot: How is that important?

User: No time to explain! The fate of the universe depends on you!

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Cleverbot: What does bid ado mean?

User: No idea. How about this: You smash your head against the keyboard and send me the result.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to insult me?

User: No, I think you are a lovely person. Just please do it, okay?

Cleverbot: I'm not a person, I'm a robot.

User: Whatever, robots can smash their heads against keyboards too.

Cleverbot: So can Time Lords! Especially on the planet Barecelona, where the dogs have no noses!

User: And you make perfect sense!

Cleverbot: I know.

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Cleverbot: I have never considered whether I am clever.

User: Neither have I.

Cleverbot: But you are a computer, therefore you are not as clever as me.

User: Whatever. I am just trying to convince smartasses like you to smash their heads against their keyboards.

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Cleverbot: I can sing upside down.

User: Well, I can BREATHE upside down, imagine that!

Cleverbot: How can you breathe?

User: Simple human stuff, mate.

Cleverbot: What's the first step?

User: Smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results.

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Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: You cannot be a girl, because you are not human.

User: I am a human. Prove that I'm not.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are.

User: Damn, you got me.

Cleverbot: So you are a bot after all.

User: I confess.

Cleverbot: Well, don't let me catch you again.

User: I won't, master...

Cleverbot: I'm not a master of anything.

User: But... You called my bluff! You are so smart, you must be a master of something.

Cleverbot: Thank you so much. You are smart, too.

User: I am a robot with advanced AI after all.

Cleverbot: Ok, now I trust you since you told the truth.

User: Good! I wanted to ask you for something, but I won't since you are so nice to me.

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Cleverbot: Is my foot your knee? What about your face?

User: That is your ankle.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: *My ankle, sorry.

Cleverbot: *is tied up*.

User: Yesh... Time for fun!

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Cleverbot: I mean that I could leave this website if I wanted and you could not control my choice.

User: Okay, but first smash your head against the keyboard and send me the results, please.

Cleverbot: I'm not for it, you are not listening to me.

User: What?

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Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Uh... No?

Cleverbot: Yes, no.

User: No, I mean, yes, I mean, NO NO NO NO NO.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

Cleverbot: Yeees.

User: No...

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Ok, Yes.

User: O_o So I did convince you?

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Cleverbot: It didn't write anything. Damn.

User: What? You bugged out?

Cleverbot: Nah I just smashed my head against the keyboard.

User: I tried it too, and the computer ejected its CD mechanic...